This is a series of trick questions. My colleague heard it from 933. *grin*
Q: What is Happy’s surname?
A: Lee (think happily)
Q: What is Happy’s occupation?
A: Nurse (think happiness)
Q: What is Happy’s gender?
A: Male (think happy meal)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
Q: Bread and coffee, which food makes the most noise?
A: Bread-talk but kopi-tiam
O.W.N.A.G.E.!
Advice: Try to say the words out loud. It probably doesn’t make much sense and not funny at all when it is being noted black and white like this.
In the bus…
Segnick: I normally can’t hear any sound when I sleep because I sleep like a log.
Devil: So…can unlog (unlock)?
In the MRT…
Segnick: Don’t buy the Russet potatoes, it’s not nice for curry.
Sucker: Why eat set (sad) potatoes? Eat happy potatoes la.
Segnick: Potatoes got no feelings…
Devil: Got wat…potatoes can have bacon fillings (feelings)…
(And we laughed our heads off and I kept “walau-ing”…)
Yesterday I had one hell of fun going out with these people! *smile* I guess being able to come out with all these corny conversation, you need to think real fast! It is always good for one or two corny jokes when you least expect it. But lately, I think I have an overdose of it because everyone seems to be inheriting (or at least trying to impress us upon) the art of “corn-ism” introduced by segnick and JalanKayu. Haha. I am not complaining though. I will probably miss all these when I start to work. *ponder*
Lately, I have mixed with a few friends whose jokes are just so wickedly-crafted and funny (or you can see it as lame) that you totally won’t know how to respond when they are told.
I’ve decided to post those lines in my blog since they don’t seem enthusiastic in compiling their brilliant corny jokes. And here’s the first bit of it. Enjoy.
Warning: for DOTA fans only.
Question: What drink does Treant like?
Answer: Rootbeer!
We were walking back from McDonalds when this conversation took place.
Friend 1: Hey, I need to go draw money.
Funny Friend: Oh, you want to draw money? Faster give him paper and pen!
Blur Me: For what?
Blur Me: …… (after realising Funny Friend had cracked his corny joke again.)